I am SO exactly like the Kardashians....I would fit in so well with their family...I mean, aside from the fact that Kendall and I are basically twins there are just SO many other things that I have in common with them...
Not convinced? Let's compare, shall we?!
Just like the Kardashians....I have "people" who insist on doing my make up for me in the mornings...
Oh yes...gone are the days of leisurely applying my own foundation, these days I have a team of "experts" who like to do it all for me....Their contouring skills are sadly not up to much, but they try.... they do tend to chew on the brushes though... #MyFaceSmellsLikeBabySpit
The same "people" also insist on doing my hair, too....
Again, they're not very good at it...and they're pretty rough actually, infact most of the time it's less a case of having my hair brushed and more a case of being bludgeoned repeatedly with my own hair brush.... But it's the thought that counts, right?!
My schedule is constantly PACKED with appointments, dates...you know how it is....Places to go, people to see....
Ok...so they're all for the kids...but still...
I spend way too much of my life on social media
(#bloggerproblems)...I mean seriously...if you don't Instagram your dinner, did it even happen?!
Just like the Kardashians, I have taken to abbreviating most of the words in my vocabulary....
...but not in a "cool" way, more in a "baby talk" way....less "Cray cray" more "Boc boc".
My kids all have unusual names...
but I didn't get quite get silly enough with it...I should have gone down the North West route...so in an effort to "Keep Up With The Kardashians" I'll soon be renaming my kids...Our surname is Glass so I'm thinking of calling them Pint, Wine and Auto....
There are inappropriate photos of me all over the internet....
But they're less like this....
And more like this....
When I think I'm looking halfway decent (rare)...I can't help myself, I HAVE to take a selfie...or 12
(or...to be more accurate...around 3,756 selfies in the vain attempt to get just ONE that makes me look passable. The problem I have is that I always hate every single one of them...something odd seems to happen and the face that I see looking back at me on my screen is not the same face I just saw in the mirror...the one in the mirror looked alright but the one on the screen looks like somebody put mascara on a potato...therefore I never use the selfies. My phone is literally full of them but check my Instagram feed? You won't find one! So...kind of the opposite of Kim K on that one I guess...)
And then of course, there's my massive bum!! But I'll spare you the visual on that one....
Need I say more? All I need is a K name and I'm basically one of them....from now on, please call me Kayley....
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