My ten-year-old is a
rock-chick, but she still wants to believe in Santa. I field her
technical enquiries with carefully-worded half-truths, but something
still troubles her.
'Why,' she asks, 'does
Santa forget some children?' I consider reference to the Human
Poverty Index then grab my stock response to her profounder
theological questions: 'Some mysteries are beyond our understanding!'
Her brother intervenes:
'If Santa exists why didn't he eat the mince pies we left out?' Damn!
I hate mince pies. Then I'm inspired. 'Because Santa prefers
chocolate,' I reply. 'This year leave a brownie and I guarantee it'll
be gone by Christmas morning!'
This photo is the prompt for the latest 100-Word-Challenge and as usual Julia timed it perfectly!