If you’ve followed Madonna at all, you’ll know she reinvents herself from time to time. We’ve had the young, slutty Madonna with the lace fingerless gloves and bows in her hair;
I have no idea why, but I really thought Madonna would buck the Hollywood system and age with grace. Or at least with a bit less Botox and filler than she’s currently sporting. OK, so I knew she wasn’t going to go totally European and Brigitte Bardo-esque-
but this? Come on Madge. You can do better.