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Post Valentines Funnies

Posted on the 17 February 2013 by Killmenow

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Valentine’s Day 2013 has gone and now we just have to wait for International Women’s Day which is March 8th. Seems like we go from one women’s festival to another. Takes the beauty out of giving but keeps the marketers in business. However, I found what I call Valentines Funnies that put a smile on my face including two comic strips about Valentine’s Day that I found amusing. It is the thought that counts.

Valentines Funnies

Credit: http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/s-1276649-209377

Valentines Funnies

Credit: http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/archie/s-1276866-700250

I found these quote on the net and I liked them and added them to the Valentines Funny collection:

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”~Anonymous

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”~Anonymous

“Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”~Jay Leno

Jay Leno has it right. There are so many of these extortion days in the year. We cannot blame the women. It is not their fault that all these rules were made. By the way, why is it that the men have to think about VD treats? Can women not treat the men to a VD delight? Wink, wink!

I am sure you all have your collection of Valentines Funnies. Send them to me. All I can say is Kill Me Now!


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