Dear Springtime,
Thank you so very much for showing up early this year. What a delight it was to lose my winter coat a month (or so) early and soak up your golden rays (through my SPF 100) in my capris and short sleeves.
And what joy when the added delight of flowers, green grass and leaves began to aaa…choo!
Excuse me, but I was overcome by a fit of pure rapture at the idea of several more months of your perfect temperatures.
True, that means aaa…nother few extra months of pollen, sneezing fits and tissues, but that all seems worth it for the ch…choo!
On second thought, when will Winter be back?
Sincerely (and formerly appreciatively),
Zer
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