All Fool’s Day

Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry Please give me a cloud to  wipe my eye; Then April Fool, she laughed instead And smiled a rainbow  overhead.

All fools day popularly known as April fools day is almost here and as responsible citizens of mad world we owe it to ourselves and every one around us that we celebrate in with all gusto. It’s a day of harmless pranks and fun.

It’s not a national holiday,can you believe it! Government is the biggest prankster,constantly fooling its people if not anything else then to celebrate their year round pranks  this day should be a paid holiday all over the world and declared an international holiday.Anyways lets not go there or else all the fun will evaporate

March said April has lost its cool Why begin a month making people fool April said March was evil with taxes and flu And then send people here all broke and blue

Before you even let your thoughts run into the prank world, ask yourself ..Are you April cool, do you have it in you to be a Cool April prankster..just answer the following 3 questions and know your April 1st status

All the best

Q1) What is the time in hell right now?

1)What???    2)Ha Ha or LOL    3) Burning time

Q2) You become victim of an April 1st prank

1) #$%^&*   2) sheepish grin   3) omg you rock dude i gotta try this on others

3)April fools day

1) Don’t know/Don’t care

2) Ya we used to have so much fun when we were kids

3) I have A.F 7.1(April fool 7.1) installed, it gives me cool trick suggestions

Results-

Mostly 1- OMG!  

 Mostly 2- uh huh OK

Mostly 3-  Winner

Now some cool tricks for April fools day

• spread the word that you are now forgiving sins make people confess their crimes and then shout april fool
•  call police tell them you are in danger and then when they come…you know the drill
• tell your boss you are from now on his master
• wear weird costumes all day long
• Tell people you are having premonitions,write a new prophecy
• no matter what you fellow bloggers posts are about just write- lol its an old trick i got ya
• act weird in lift,hug other people and cry lord please don’t let it crash today
• call random people and tell them your EMF Paranormal detector is going nuts around their house and you want to know if something happened in their house
• No matter what the subject or language of conversation,your reply should be- Me No English
• And if nothing works you always have the good ol’ shout APRIL FOOL OR GOTTCHA at every one and every one no matter what they do…will leave them confused atleast

I have more but I think this is a good enough list and you can always ask me next year for more ( that is if you are safe n sound)Hey just kidding why will you not be safe!I mean it’s not like your doctor is using you as a guinea pig or your spouse is adding something in small dose in that juice you have every day or the neighbour you don’t get along with has planned something evil or that strange mark on your body you discovered recently is something planted by the FBIor police knows the websites you visit and they are planning to bring that out in public..and…Listen the list is endless and what I wrote about doctors may be true but lets not get paranoid here.There is a 50% chance all of it is happening to someone else. Just watch your back and food and you will be fine.anyways, Hey what are you doing still reading this piece!some cool April fool pics they will definitely inspire you to have fun and do not try any of the pranks  on me I am a very serious kind of person.Oh and remember timing is everything