Baba Bubble

Teachers these days are telling children not to idolise Baba Ramdev. Not because of the fasting fiasco. But because he doesn't do his home work. Fasting against black money and graft, he lands up posing before the national and international media. He demands that Rs 500 and Rs 1000 be banned taking cue from 1970's Amitabh flicks where the bad boys exchanged cash in slim attaches. Babaji this is 2011. Just FYI.
Had your guru Mahant Shankerdev been around, he would have advised you to watch Casino Royale and take some cue from James Bond. No no no Babaji, not Vesper. See this is why I say gurujis are so important to be around. They help keep you professionally focused. But I'm sorry that your guru had to go missing and to make it worse for you, the media suspects that you tried some sleight of hand to disappear him.
Uh! no Babaji we don't care about all this heresy as long as you keep giving us those heels over head calisthenics to keep us young so we make it hastily to our twilight and are replaced by genext who knows nothing about your drubbing at Ramlila Maidan.