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Blind Date

Posted on the 07 March 2013 by Killmenow @lbigfoot

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An awful blind date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t stand another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim statement and said, “I have some bad news. My grand-father has just died.”

“Thank God,” the girl said. “If yours hadn’t, mine would’ve had to.”

Blind date


My previous post about how to escape a bad date would have helped out, but I found the joke amusing.

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