It is now right before we all embark on our Easter or Passover weekends. I think that there is a conspiracy afoot that forces some people to eat cardboard for a week and others to eat hot-cross buns. I know what I would prefer eating but I think that they are unavailable in this season. My good friend Ed had threatened to bring me a chocolate bunny from his home so far away, but I think he has forgotten all about me this vacation. What do you think? Or maybe he will pop in and say “Surprise!” Better not, he may give me a heart attack.
Despite all the laughter of the last few months, this holiday period will not be easy as it will be the first one without my mother. Read here. Nonetheless, life goes forward. Tony told me this story of a lady who may fit into the CLS characteristic. Here is the story:
Tony has a first date with a woman. He would not tell me her name so we can call her Madam X. He did tell me that she was hottttttt! I hope for him that he has air-conditioning.
On the date, they chatted for about 30 minutes and he finds out that she is a school teacher. Madam X turned to him seductively and tells him that she wants this date to be special and unforgettable. Oh man, Tony is a lucky guy! Maybe I will replace him?
Madam X asks him if he didn’t mind if she blindfolded him so that she can take him to a special place. Wow, kinky. Tony, who is going to drive your car? I do not know about you, but I am uneasy now. Tony looked at Miss Hotness up and down and agreed.
Madam X is a teacher in English Literature and had come prepared with a blindfold. She blindfolds him and they drive for a while and she was discussing a certain poet.
Tony is enjoying her perfume while she is droning on and on and soon they come to a stop. She leads him out of the car and all of a sudden she sat him on a hard cold platform. She spoke to him seductively and said, “You can take the blindfold off now.”
Tony freaked out. He was sitting on a grave. The poet’s grave, where Madam X proceeded to give him a history lesson all about the poet! All that was missing was for Madam X to take out her Vampire teeth. Where is cute Buffy when you need her?
Tony my man, I do not need her telephone number.
