Creepy Old Bus Men Say The Nicest Things

"Hey Miss...uh, I don't mean to be embarrassing, but you have very nice legs. Very nice legs.
You know what, Mr. Creepy Old Bus Man? That definitely WAS embarrassing, given that you're a good forty years older than I am and that everyone on the bus heard you. But I will TAKE it, and thank you! Because I have been complimented by strangers on everything from my shoes to my tits to my hair, but never once has a stranger, even a creepy one, told me I have nice legs.
So thank you. Clearly I'm desperate if I'm accepting that compliment, but fuck it...it was nice.
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