Don't Cry for Us Argentina.

Trust me, they aren't crying for us...
We're leaving Argentina, and I don't think anyone will be missing us. After getting chased down by the pimp who caught me snapping a photo of the old lady in the little red riding costume yesterday, and my mom torturing the locals with her rendition of "Madonna songs", Argentina has had enough of us.
Who has also had enough of me, is my mother. She might just murder me. I have told several friends and family via the internet, that the reason we are in Buenos Aires is because she is getting "work" done; a big draw to coming down to South America for some. The funny thing is that my mom is not concerned that I am lying about her getting nipped and tucked, and that people will judge her for unnaturally enhancing herself, that she doesn't care about. What her concern is, and I quote: "I don't look like I just got Botox, I look like shit, and everyone will think that I got ripped off!" Spoken like a true Italian. Looking bad? That we can handle (well, sometimes), but getting ripped off? Ay-o. Not gonna happen on this side of the L.I.E. Hence why my guidette claws came out during the Katie scandal. The "You Toucha My Keys, I Breaka Your Face!" key chain doesn't exist in our house for nothing.
We didn't explore as much as I would have liked, but this trip wasn't about me, it was about my mom. She hasn't been well, and she wanted a little trip away to eat good food, rest, go to the spa, and of course...drink wine (which I have been controlling considering her situation). I'm officially Dorothy and she's Sophia.
We spent a relaxing trip together before Monday because guess what's happening? Miss Coquine has her little appointment at the French consulate. Oh man, my passport is so shady. Let's see what curve balls they'll throw my way....good times.

Here are some last looks in Argentina...

Café con caramelo.I'm such a piglet, I got caramel everywhere.
Argentina pride.
Puente de la Mujer.
"On s'fait des langues en Ford Mustang"
 The biggest tree trunk I have seen since visiting my brother at school at Humboldt State University.Look at this guy!He's huge! 
Bon week-end à tous! What was happening a year ago today? I did something that I believe was created in South America!