Dumb Questions

Scene: At the pharmacy earlier today getting some Infacol onprescription for River & Indigo
Me: Excuse me, do you know what the date is today? (whilst signingand dating the back of prescription)
Pharmacist: Do you really not know what the date is? (Cue a very surprised look on her face)

Me: Well, I wouldn't be asking if I did now, would I?
OMG! Seriously...excuse me if I live exclusively in the ‘Mummyverse’at the moment. Where days and weeks merge into one inside the bubble that is mylife – the bubble consisting of constant feeding, changing nappies and amusingmy little lovebugs... I wasn't making convo for the sake of it, I genuinely wanted to know the date as these days I'm lucky if I successfully remember that it is now 2012. Ah well!
This however is not the dumbest of questions I have heardthis week. The other was this:
Random chick: Oh wow you have twins!

Me: Yep, boy and a girl

Random chick: So, are they the same age?

Me: Erm...

(in my head *should Ieven answer this? I mean really!!!*)

After a few secondsof contemplating if this chick is serious...
Me: They are twins - so yeah they are the same age


Random chick: Oh...

I wonder what next week will bring!