Black Booster Whisky
Today’s Advertising Fail: Witness Kadco “Brewery” and it’s fine, fine Black Booster ”Whiskey.” Its cost: $3.65 per 5 liters (1.3 U.S. gallons). I don’t know which denomination/currency this is was quoted in. But, whichever it happens to be, it’s damned cheap.
Quality control:
- Ghetto-approved plastic jug: check
- Looks like Dextron III, 100,000-mile antifreeze (and could efficiently substitute as such): check
- Mass produced: check
- Made in third-world, Junta-ruled country with lack of infrastructure and reliably clean water: check
- Supposedly “distilled” and
bottledpackaged by an obscure company: check - Carlo Rossi, Ernest & Julio Gallo approved: check
- Fonzi would drink it: check
