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Welcome to 2WC Cyber Monday edition. Prepare yourself for no deals, no bargains, and no unbelievable savings. However we do have some holiday season sanity advice for you at 50 percent off the original price.
Just remember that today, although an exciting day for online deals, is still Monday. So be sure to growl at your computer when you get that stand mixer at 48 percent off.
And it seems only fair, given that this day rivals Black Friday in the great echelon of holiday shopping days, that you throw an elbow or two as you nab a great deal on the item of the hour. I wouldn’t recommend pulling the mace on your Mac though. It won’t end well.
I of course assume that you formed a queue behind your PC that wrapped around the block a few times and started forming on Saturday afternoon. It’s traditional for obsessive compulsive shopping I believe. Without our traditions what do we have really?
Now all that’s left to do is shop. Just take it easy on your computer/tablet/smart phone/etc. alright. It has a tough day ahead of it. Double-clicking, shouting at the monitor, or slamming it down on the desk will not make your transaction go any faster.
Save the open and uncalled for hostility for when it really matters. Like when that friendly sales person has the nerve to talk to you while you’re chatting on your phone in line.
I don’t want to squelch the Christmas spirit or anything. Keep the giving spirit just lose the ‘tude. Your computer doesn’t need it, and neither does the gal/guy behind the counter.
Happy Shopping!
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“Cyber Monday, Green Tuesday…Black Friday Isn’t the Only Game in Town”: MSNBC
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