You all know my friend Ed, from my book? Well those of you who have read my book anyway. Well my good friend Ed is always so miserable. He is married and I do not think happily. He says that there are three rings associated with marriage:
- Engagement ring
- Wedding ring
- Suffering
Anyway Ed runs away from me every two weeks to go on a business trip Not sure if it is from me or from his wife. He related this story to me. he is currently on a business trip in Washington. He was taken golfing by some colleagues and he was riding one of those dangerous golf carts. I think he was speeding but the cart flipped over. Did the cart flip over or…
Ed barely got out of it. He hurt his back, his shoulder, his ass and his pride.
All of a sudden a gorgeous girl jumps out of her cart and offers to help him. She wanted him to go with her. Her name was Ella and she had a room at the club.
Ed managed to stammer, “Well, I would love to. But my wife would not like that!”
Ella insisted and said: “Don’t tell her. Just come and take a shower. Clean yourself up and then we will find someone to help you with the cart.”
I would probably not be able to resist Ella, especially if she had a gorgeous smile. But Ed whimpered, “But my wife would not like that!”
Ella did not care, she dragged the poor guy to her room. Ed was being kidnapped by this gorgeous woman. Maybe he was protesting too much?
What a room! First class executive floor at the club.
Ed climbs into the shower and Ella jumped in to “scrub his back”. I am all steamy just at the thought of this tryst. After their shower, they had tea on her balcony. What a gorgeous view outside, the lady as well of course.
Ed had a view also of his overturned cart and eventually said, “Okay, I MUST go now. My wife would not approve of me being here.”
Ella looked at Ed and said, “Well, don’t tell her. Where is she?”
Ed answered, “Well, she is still under that cart!”
