Help I Am in a Soup and It’s Tasty….

Yes i am in a soup and it really is tasty i want suggestions to write a blog post want it soon but avoid being hasty ◊ Today i have completed one year of blogging what a great feeling hurrah to me but i now have no idea how to celebrate or share this wonderful news you see ◊ shall i just write it down as a prose or write a poem about this or may be paint something or make a cartoon strip ◊ shall i trust the talking monkeys or the singing crab or the parrot who reads the news or the foxes who makes ads ◊ shall i hack Susie’s profile and get freshly pressed twice or like The Byronic Man get freshly pressed writing a tribute to the unfollowee( that is a real word) ◊ oh how about change my theme to a bright shining font or change my header with  hey look i am the cool one ◊ maybe i should bribe a few to spread the news or may be write a scandulous post to get maximum views ◊ or declare I have psychic powers and i can now see the dead and oh my spells truly work and i can improve your grades ◊ how about my adventures in Amazon that never happened but you don’t know that or make a story how i saved lives in a remote tribe or  or or or or damn nothing rhymes ◊ should i share a true story like i do most of my Post’s or may be just listen to what you have to say and play a perfect host ◊ what to i do how do i start i don’t know i still have no clue there is no website on how to celebrate first blogoversay Oh come on help me will ya