Kids we need to talk. There’s an unsettling statistic out there. First, I just want to say I’m not angry. I’m just disappointed.
The stats guys and gals told on you. Apparently your texting is dropping. Down from 696 messages per user per month 678.
This begs the question: Just what have you been doing with your time?
Of course, I kid. Anyone seriously wondering just how you still manage to be glued to your phone 24/7 clearly has not seen the device we still call a phone for some reason in the last five years.
Phones don’t just text anymore. They tweet, they surf, they post, they avenge the angry birds (in space and on Tatooine).
I hear they even allow you to speak with those in distant lands with the mere use of a specific string of numbers. They call them “phone numbers.”
Even more shocking, human beings used to commit these “phone numbers” to memory. Good times.
But back to the problem at hand. I thought retro was in children. Why not give the data usage a rest and give texting another go? It’s just like Twitter without sharing your details on everyone else’s timelines. Give it a go.
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NBC News: Text Messaging is on Decline in US, Says Report
…bi-daily smile…
just be careful while you’re texting
