I Must Like Romance Novel Names

I couldn't sleep last night so I just laid there trying to think up good names for characters.  And I realized...I like romance novel names.  Which is, not gonna lie, pretty embarrassing.  I mean the only thing more embarrassing would be, like, stripper names.

As it is, I'm not sure this is really a lot better:
*sigh* Maybe I should give up on writing anything serious and stick with poop jokes...and maybe romance novels.  I've heard there's a market for gay romance novels.  Maybe I should try my hand at that.