I want to be this chick. SO. BADLY.
She is Madam Simza, from the new Sherlock Holmes movie.
Which was truly awesome, by the way. Fantastic.
But THIS chick was a total badass. Her outfits were gorgeous and hot and functional all at the same time, she was quick-witted and strong, and her fighting skills were crazy good. Also, she sits and drinks like a man, without losing the feminine mystique. And she's a gypsy. And a tarot reader.
I've decided to be her...so I need to get me some long, heavy skirts, some coin-y jewelry, and some badass belts. And some fighting skills. And maybe a perm.
More pictures (I'm so excited about this):
So. Fucking. Cool.
Go see that movie.
I'm done now.
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