...shut the door
There are some subjects that are sacred, and by sacred I mean never to be spoken of because no one wants to know that.
They’re subjects best pushed to the periphery, unless you enjoy living in constant terror of the walking, talking petri dishes passing you on the sidewalk.
What am I speaking of? Like I’d fall for that trap.
I will say that I knew people had formed unhealthy attachments to their phones, but a recent study has me stunned.
Without going in to details, because I’m disgusted by them, a recent study found that 30% of cell phone users fessed up to this unspeakable act. Android users were the largest percentage of them.
As an owner of an Android phone, which I keep and use in only clean, sanitary places, I would be ashamed. However I’m fairly certain that this is more a testament to the honesty (stupid, disgusting honesty, but honesty nonetheless) of Android users.
Blackberry and iPhone users, enjoy your shame, your disgust, your lies, and your only slightly lower percentage.
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“Android users most likely to use phone on toilet”: MSNBC
…bi-daily smile…
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