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Little Johnny

Posted on the 24 February 2013 by Killmenow @lbigfoot

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marriageA Little Johnny joke

A teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny was the first to speak out.

Little Johnny proclaimed, ”I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of little Johnny, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

“And you, Susie?”

Little Susie piped up, ” I wanna be Johnny’s bitch!” Kill Me Now!


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