Today’s great smile is from one of my favorite sites Can U Still Hear Me? (Facebook).
OMG can you believe it’s October? I love October it’s festive and it’s my Birthday month! That’s right my Birthday needs a whole month to celebrate my big personality and ego. LOL. I have been away for a while but baby I am back! I have smiles, quotes and fantastic tips and stories to help you heal, grow and just smile. I have missed you all so much! Check us out on Facebook. Just click the F in the upper right hand corner. Like us while you are checking us out. We have even more awesome stuff to check out there. You may have also noticed we have added a Donation button at the top as our lease is up and we need to move our office. We are growing and really need your help.
This morning smiles are from my favorite sites Love quotes and sayings, Trollable, Fun Zone, Have you had your daily dose of smiles today?, Jokes, funny, laughs & Quotes, Passion4Greece, Laugh it’s Free, Wings of your Soul, It’s So ‘Dumb and Stupid-It’s Funny, George Takei, Bringing Humour to your day with Love, Smooth Jazz & Lounge Cafe, Maxine, truly tasteless Jokes, Just because her eyes don’t tear doesn’t mean her heart doesn’t cry and Just for Fun (Facebook). Hope they put a smile on your lips and your heart.
We have all been there. LOL
A young woman comes into a dentist’s office to get a tooth extracted. The moment the two of them lay eyes on each other, it’s instant lust. After the procedure is finished he locks the door of the exam room and they make passionate love for an hour.
Over the following weeks, she comes back to his office frequently and they spend entire afternoons in the throes of passion.
One day, he takes her in his arms and says, “I’m sorry, my dear, but we are going to have to stop doing this soon.”
“Why?” she asks. “Because you only have two teeth left.”
Being a Moon baby I just love pics of Moon’s this one is in Greece
Tell me you aren’t tempted to have this in front of your house
A paws in time
NOW YOU SEE IT – NOW YOU DON’T
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table,” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?” The magician was furious, but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, “OK, I give up. Where’s the fucking ship?”
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