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As you realized from my previous post, I got married. Having lived with my bride for seven months before the wedding, I thought that nothing would change. Boy, was I wrong! I spent all my life looking for Mrs Right only to find that her first name was Always.
My good friend Ed would probably be rubbing his hands together saying things like, “Heh, heh, I told you so. You should have listened to me!” I would add other things that he said to me but I have a feeling that my wife also reads my secret blog and I may have to sleep on the sofa. According to my beloved golden retriever, the sofa is very comfortable, but if I am sleeping on the sofa, then she will begrudgingly sleep on my bed in place of me.
So what has changed? Some subtle things such as the tone of her voice. Once it used to be things like, “Hey my darling, I want to tell you something.” That is so sweet and of course I will listen up. Now the tone has changed to “Listen to me and listen to me well, I am only going to say this once! Are you listening?” Not that it is a question but more of a demand.
In the past if I made a comment in a store which she did not agree with, she used to smile at me and say, “You are not on my wave length.” Now she just looks at me and says, “Forget it!” OK, OK, forgive me for having an opinion which is different than yours.
I then look up at the heavens and say, “Scottie, I am ready. Beam me up!” To which she turns to me and says, “No, you are not. I will tell Scottie when you are ready!” Kill Me Now!
Stay tuned for more of my misadventures.
