That’s right.
Knock those socks right off your feet.
Your feet will be full of nakedness. Get ready for it.
FotoRus Photo App
It freakin’ rocks out loud.
It’s my photo app bestie.
SMILE
Here’s the best part :It’s FREE
The birds are chirpin’. The songs are singing. Singing to the tune of free free free.
FotoRus is my photo app dope.
And Instagram is my dealer.
That’s my wee trade secret.
Pay attention. That’s one smoking hawt great tip.
Here is how it works :
Take a shitty photo. {I excel at that one}. I usually need to hold my phone in one hand, and chase squirrels out of the tree house simultaneously. Seriously. My life is that whacked. My treehouse squirrels are stealing my sanity. One pine cone at a time. More about those buggers squirrels later.
Create photo app miracles in photo apps like FotoRus, Cartoonatic and Hipstamatic.
Share on instagram. P.S. Instagram is the best thing since sliced bread.
It’s my dope. Thank Gawd it’s legalized dope.
Hipstamatic photo with Instagram filter . EASY. The photo is easy, not the blogger. LOL.
INSTAGRAM is d’bomb dot com.
You better go and follow me on it. Or I will arm wrestle you to the ground.
Great, unique photos are essential if you are a blogger. Hellloooooo.
Otherwise, you will hear crickets. What’s that ??!!
SILENCE.
You can hear a pin drop.
AKA a blogger nightmare.
Ready to take the photo app plunge? This is how you do it.
Go to iTunes and download the app.
Btw’ssss….
Don’t do it, unless you are totally ready to make all your photos look dead sexy.
FotoRus Photo App with FISH EYE filter
Good times ahead.
Here are some samples of what the app can do :
PIC-in-PIC FILTER
PAINT & LIGHTING FILTER
FotoRus with PAINT filter
BALI fishing boat – PAINT filter
That’s right. I painted that boat photo.
NOT.
PAINT FILTER to the rescue. Coolio, huh?
In my spare time, I painted these too….
Hotel Lafayette with PAINT effect
Oh, I have such a way with a paint brush.
I lie.
Art Deco Decor with PAINT effect
So what do you think of it? Knock your socks off ? Guess what else it does?
A COLLAGE !
Helloooooooo….Come to Mama ….
BEACH LIFE
As a blogger and instagrammer, I was LOST on how to make a collage.
The easy way.
I like easy.
Cheap and easy.
Shut it.
How about free and easy? That sounds nice, doesn’t it? FREE and EASY.
Ahhhh, music to our ears.
PARIS
You can create collages in all different shapes and sizes. Just like our butts. Only better.
KISS ME. Kiss me NOW.
Note: these photos were no hot hell when I started. Just basic pics. Then I threw them into the app and BAMM…my socks blew off. My feet were naked. *bliss*
You can do crazy stuff like this too :
FACEBOOK with LIGHTING effect
And you can go hog wild with color too….
YUM. COLOUR. Colour it puuuurty :
LIGHTING filter
FotoRus PHOTO APP with LOMO-C filter
FotoRus is like a photography superman. Cape and all. To your photo rescue.
I just wish it had muscles like superman.
Maybe even fly over skyscrapers wearing spandex.
Sexy hair, a naughty phone booth, and the ripping off of the shirt in a moments notice….
How hawt is that?
Who could ask for more ?
