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My Next Life” by George Carlin

Posted on the 14 April 2014 by Killmenow @lbigfoot

by George Carlin

My Next Life by George CarlinI want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
Then you become a baby, and then… You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions – Central heating, room service on tap, and then… You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case! Kill Me Now!

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