We’re several days passed the expected due date of the royal baby and while the world waits, it would seem the reporters on the beat are struggling to find a story…there are only so many things you can say about the fact that the child was supposed to be born two days ago.
Lucky for them drama struck the Middleton homestead yesterday, when the Duchess’s dog, Lupo, got its head stuck in a fence. This harrowing tale of a dog’s head that was just barely too large to fit back between the bars of the gate is the stuff of truly bored reporters.
Witness accounts say they heard the dog cry and whimper….probably because its head was caught in a fence. By the time emergency services had arrived the dog had managed to free itself.
Wait…wait…this just in: No one’s actually confirmed that it was the Kate Middleton’s dog…really guys?!?
We can only hope this child soon, too much longer or we’re going to start seeing columns about the seedy circle of solitaire cheaters in the camp around the impending birth.
Stay tuned here for updates surrounding the royal birth and all other dramatic moments surrounding the escapades of the media circus.
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Daily Beast:Drama as Kate’s Other Baby Gets Its Head Stuck in a Gate
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