Anyway, this is a post I made on another site, so if it sounds familiar to anyone reading, that is the reason why. I did update it (I change the title and three words :) )
Everybody's an expert, or so it seems. Whenever you join a new site, many come out in droves, to tell you how you should write, what you should write, and sometimes, even when you should write. Well, I’ve been thinking, and (that can be dangerous) I have been blogging for awhile, so I may as well jump on the bandwagon, and share my little bit of “expert”advice as well. Blogging, where we get to share worthless dribble with family, friends, and many times with offensive jackasses in cyberspace.Of course blogging can be fun, unless of course you get butt hurt easily, in that case, maybe writing a diary would be more to your liking.
What do you need for blogging?
Well a blogging site to put your informative and entertaining posts. Then you need to set up a member account using the best pic you can find for an avatar, of some cartoon character, actor, flag waving in the wind, or something truly obscene to upset those religious folk.
Once you have decided on said avatar, it’s time to fill out your online persona, otherwise known as a profile. NEVER fill out a profile, it can and probably will eventually be used against you, either by written word, or some fool will try to send the FBI or CIA to your house. Just leave the profile blank, or if you feel that is in bad taste, maybe “borrow” some information from someone you don’t like, or go to your local graveyard, and get some info off a tombstone. Heck, no one is going to know, it isn’t like your filing income tax forms. 
Now comes the fun part, your first post/blog. Some have told me that before typing that first post, you should write down some ideas. Let them percolate in your head. Get your ideas together. Hell, I blog so I don’t have to write anything down. That’s what your keyboard is for, type, get it over with, and start again... So, now begin to type something. Maybe throw a pic in with it, people love pics. No naked stuff, could get your ass kicked off the site before you even get started, and besides, we really don’t want to see your naked ass showing off your tan! It’s amazing what some people post for pics. Well, not so amazing as it is scary. Your post can be any worthless dribble you want to write, maybe you had a bad day, maybe you had a good day, maybe your wife is leaving you and has just left you with only the dog, or cat, and cleaned the house out. Doesn’t matter, just be sure it is your writing and not stolen from someone else, because that upsets people, especially the original writer of such dribble. DO NOT copy and paste news articles, if we wanted to read the news, we would. Anyway, once you have written your crap, post it live to your chosen blogging site. Now the fun begins. You get to sit back and watch people tear apart your well thought out post, with comments. This is where you have to have an immune system to butt hurt. Always try to answer comments politely, like myself, because, like I said, people can get butt hurt and we don’t want that. Even if they are being a pain in the ass, we don’t have to return the favor. Now if by chance someone reads what you have written, likes it, and wants to be your friend, or decides to follow you, I suggest hiring a private investigator to do a background check on them first, before accepting. We can’t be too careful, here in the cyber world. Many times there are puppet accounts, which, I have found a very strange moniker for such accounts. Puppets usually have someone else pulling their strings or someone elses hand up their ass moving them…. wait, never mind, puppet works. Of course you will find true friends eventually, and if you do, value them, because often, like in the real world, a true friend is often very hard to find!BB84CBJNBGNM
