A startling trend has been discovered by the LA Times. Teenagers are using hand sanitizer to get drunk.
Shocking, I know, in the last few months six teenagers have shown up in area emergency rooms with hand sanitizer induced alcohol poisoning.
And as we all know six teenagers equals a trend. Of course, they’re only half way to a fad (12), and still miles away from an all out craze (18).
But on a slightly more serious note, I’d like to address the teens.
Really? Hand sanitizer?
What happened to raiding and watering down your parents’ liquor cabinet?
I just hope the six of you remember this in a few years when you’re complaining about how Purell is ridiculously over-priced, and requires a permit and note from your doctor to purchase.
You’ll only have yourselves to blame.
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More on the Story: LA Times
…just for fun: How To Use Purell
