It takes a customer asinine
To get 12 oz. of coffee for 4.89.
But we do it anyway
Because we really are stupid, okay?
So just get back to your overpriced joe
And let the StarBorg through you flow.
WE PROUDLY SERVE
the manufactured addiction to overpriced food and drink
and the creation of a uniform “gathering place”
around the world for people to sit on their laptops “socializing.”
