Hi love!
No time for blogging chitty chatty today. No time for nuttin’. No time for tomfoolery. We have time for bed lazing & shopping. That’s it. You up for the challenge?
Today is not a normal blog post. It’s a GET YOUR SHOPPING SHIT DONE sort of post today.
Stop expecting normal from me, it’s never going to happen.
*Palm hits face*
Today is about… Shopping. Shopping. Shopping.
Shopping peacefully. From your computer.
Imagine that?
I repeat. We are going to shop peacefully. Together.
Ahhhhhh.
My typical reaction to Black Friday is to START THE CAR, START THE CAR while running for it. A flying leap at a fast gallop. I trip over dogs, babies, anything that moves. I trip over things that don’t move. I just trip. On the daily. I’m coordinated like that.
This year, I’m bringing the mall shopping to a grinding halt. Stop. We don’t have to start the car. We don’t have to pile drive into anythaaang.
Relax from home
We can sit, relax and shop like a boss on our terms. In our bed. Or at our desk. Or anything. Just not a mall. Just like that. Today is our day to own it at our own pace.
I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be a few mall scrappers today. Someone will go down. It will be a fight for the latest what-not. Someone’s going to get their hair pulled in a retail store.
for moments like that
Not us, right? We aren’t hopping the crazy train in a shopping mall.
Why?
We can skip the lines and get great deals while wearing our fuzzy slippers & flannel jammies.
Ahhhhh that’s how we roll
Today, we can shop from home, bra-less, wild haired, footloose and fancy free with dishevelled hair.
Not that I would do that.
I would totally do that.
A turkey hangover can make people do weird things.
Shop from bed. Yeah!!
I love it. You go girl.
Get ‘yer shit done.
Here’s the thing…. I have the inside scoop on the best sales for YOU
These sales are HUGE. Mammoth. They will make your Christmas warm and cheery.
Guess what?!! <— I screamed that.
I have the insider sales codes <– Yeah, I screamed that too.
These sales are going to rock your socks, Amadeus.
Find a cozy chair, flop yourself down, arm yourself with some energy mud and perhaps a wee spike of baileys. Shhhh
Today is your day to nail your hohoho shopping without stepping into a retail store.
Are you up for it?
Best news ever : You won’t have to throat punch strangers in a mall.
Kick Ass SALES :
Anthropologie Huge sale site wide
Bloomingdales 50% off a selection site wide
Free People Up to 50% off select items
Gap 50% off sitewide CODE: BLKFRIDAY
J Crew 30% off reg prices, 40% off on sale prices, free shipping. CODE: HOLIDAY
Kate Spade Saturday 30% off site wide and free shipping CODE: DEALME
Nordstrom Up to 40% off select products
Old Navy Entire store is 50% off !!!
Piperlime 25% off site wide. CODE: THANKFUL25
Saks Fifth Avenue Up to 60% off select styles !!!
Pottery Barn Kids save up to 60%. Oh.My.Word.
West Elm Up to 25% off CODE: SUPERSALE
World Market Save 50% off hundreds of products // save an additional 10% + free shipping on orders $100 CODE: SAVEBIG10
West Elm Sheer White Curtains
Want to see my personal faves?? You can shop my all time faves right here on the blog! I feel so smart for lining up my favourites for you. I should get a new pony or some mammoth prize. Maybe an academy award.
Yeah. With George Clooney.
The things I do for you. I’d take one for the team. If it’s George Clooney. Do you think he’d like my boots? Totally his style, right? Pffffttt to the super model 
My Hunter boots & Funky Liners. LOVE.
Here are my all time fave products that I own or swooning over:
My West Elm faves to buy /// Roots Canada ahhmazingness. I own almost everything in here. Crazy cool stuff. /// My fave Etsy sellers /// Name%20Your%20LinkName%20Your%20LinkName%20Your%20LinkName%20Your%20LinkName%20Your%20LinkName%20Your%20LinkName%20Your%20LinkBlack Friday Amazon /// Pottery Barn awesome sauce /// Wooden Wheels for barn door hardware /// Free People oh la la /// My fave travel accessories from Etsy sellers ///
BONUS: A sneak peak of my Etsy travel finds. Why? Because I think it’s super important to buy handmade too. I love to support artists and online entrepreneurs. Etsy rocks.
Click on photo to see the etsy sellers :
Soooooo whatcha think? Do you love the deals? Talk to me in the comments! Tell me what you find today. I’m at my ‘puter all day today and shopping too.
I’m gettin’ my hohoho on with you. Wait. Did that sound dirty? Hmmm.
There’s Pretty Stuff Everywhere !!
I’m all about saving money for this jolly season. That’s what makes me jolly.
You with me? xoxo
Have fun and remember …
haha, especially if it’s in this homemade baileys.
——- from home —–
Kate Spade Candle & West Elm Glasses
Kate Spade Candle & Delta Touch Faucet !
More Delta Faucet Awesome Sauce
Black Friday Schedule: Shop. Sip. Hiccup. Breathe. Shop. Rinse. Repeat.
I’ll hold your hand. You hold my hand. We’ll be done in no time. We can do this together. xo
GirlBoss LOVE
PS. When you find the hottie deals today, scream them back to me in the comments below. Share the links to what you found. Shout it out to me on Twitter, Facebook, anywhere.
For the love of Pete, just shout. I want to hear about your deals and coolio finds.
K? K. Deal.
Where am I? Right behind you. Right where I’ve always been. Talk to you soon in the comments below …
Mwah!!
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