Small Accomplishments

Posted on the 06 March 2013 by Jillofalltrades @JillDeTrabajos

It's easy to get caught up in all the stuff you haven't done yet; all the dreams you've yet to fulfill. But you know something? Every once in a while it's good to just sit down and number up your accomplishments--especially the ones you don't always think of.
Here are some things I used to suck at, but can now do:
-After a lifetime of struggle, I've finally gotten my digestive system to balance out. That's right guys, I'm now one of those people who poops on the regular.

Oh heavens to Betsy, Mabel, why didn't you tell me?

-After 8 years of training and 4 years of practice, I finally rinse out the kitchen washrag between uses.
-I can French braid my hair perfectly. Without a mirror.

Small Accomplishments

Like this!

-I can broil garlic bread without burning it.
-I can have an orgasm.
-I can shave my armpits without cutting myself.
-I can ride my bicycle 3 miles straight without having an asthma attack.

Small Accomplishments