...decisions, decisions...
We’ve all had that dream. You know, the one where your alarm doesn’t go off and you miss a meeting with Han Solo,the president of the United States.
Your absence causes the tense, intergalactic political climate to dissolve in to WWIII and ultimately results in Voldemort becoming the ruler of the Universe (with Gollum as his right-hand man of course). Talk about your nightmares.
But have you had this dream? In this scenario your alarm does indeed go off, you hit the snooze button, it continues to go off, you hit the snooze button again, still that insufferable buzzing persists. Finally, you yank the darned thing from its power source, for a brief moment it’s silenced, but it quickly flickers back to life and continues its evil and grating song.
Clearly your alarm clock is an evil spirit, or it isn’t a nightmare.
This contraption is real. It’s an alarm that won’t shut off until you get up and type in the days date on its control panel (which they’re assuming you’ll place in a different room…suckers!).
Clearly an evil plot by the technological minds of our time to make us get up and do something, or at least take the time to figure out what day it is before collapsing back in to our beds.
It is an incessant, but brilliant idea, assuming you want an obnoxious, unrelenting alarm system…that’ll put you back about $350. Something tells me it’s not immune to being thrown at the wall, but that price tag should deter the temptation.
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“Alarm Clock Doesn’t Take Snooze for an Answer”: USA TODAY
…bi-daily smile…
