The love of my life, the one who always breaks my heart, you know the blond bombshell! Whenever I go to visit her, she runs towards me, her short blond hair glistening in the sun. She leaps into my arms and lavishes me with kisses. Her tail wagging non-stop. Such love.
Last night, I came home from work late and in my garden were two gorgeous golden retrievers brought there by two hotties, one in military uniform, the other in skimpy shorts. OK, they are both much too young for me, so I concentrated on the two retrievers who were concentrating on retrieving sticks that I was throwing. They were so playful and it gave me a chance to talk to the two hotties. Not chat them up, of course, much too young for me. Am I protesting too much? So cute they were. The retrievers, of course.
I walked with them for a while and we went to a park and I noticed quite a few dogs frolicking around while their owners chatted. All of a sudden there was a loud clap of thunder and a lightening bolt and an idea hit me. A method of attracting females. You get a cute puppy, the kind that anyone in their right mind would want to stop and pat and you walk into the park. 
Any cute girl would just stop next to you and fondle (the dog) while asking you the usual questions, “How old is he?” “What is his name?” That is your cue. You can ask her what her name is and other details. Maybe she wants to walk your dog? Hmmmm
I have now come up with a new startup. I am going to get myself 5 of the cutest puppies I can find and resign from my day job. I will call my business “Cutie4u“. I will hire out these puppies for a few hours at a time to males or females and let them walk the puppies in the park. Saves me having to walk all five cuties at the same time. Resistence is Futile. Who can resist the smile of a puppy?
Yes, a business plan is in action. I think I will miss the puppies, even if it is a few hours. What will my sister’s dog have to say about this? Maybe I should use my sister’s dog to test out my theory? Maybe I should think this out again?
