Sush Ka Item Number

Aren't we recently flooded with item numbers from Bollywood? What with Jalebi Bai, Switty, Sheila and Munni giving a blush to any Rakhi Sawant worth her swayamvar? And it seems we hadn't yet had enough that along came Sush errrrr.... Mrs Sushma Sawaraj. I got to be respectful. After all she's an aspirant for the country's top job.
So here came Mrs Sushma Swaraj (pooh! too much to write each time I mention her. But so much for mera mahaan Bharat and it's true rakshaks). Ok so here came Mrs Sushma Swaraj with her latkas and jhatkas. I must say she was serious competition to the svelte Jalebi Bais, Munnis and Sheilas of the world as she swayed to guess what!! 'ye desh hai veer jawano ka'...in all her bulk.
Well bulk is bliss you got to believe now. I'm told Britain's Critic's Circle has connected with her to bestow her with the National Dance Award 2011. Well they are so mesmerised that they are introducing a new category for her: The Perpendicular Expression of a Vertical Desire Award. That's because she's now chosen to dance her way up to the premier job.
Meanwhile palm-faced Manoj Kumar has been reported frequenting the courts of law to sue Mrs Sushma Swaraj for "defaming and maligning the image of our country" by doing a badnaam Munni on a desh-prem song. Let's see who wins..the dance award I mean.