- Had a fight with a can opener, it was a close call but I think I won. I base this on the fact that I did get most of the pasta from the can into a bowl. Unfortunately most of the tomato sauce hit the walls, floor, side, baby bottles and me... Maybe if I am honest it was nearer a draw.
- I have had pureed pear sprayed raspberry style in my face by my charming boy.
- I was so tired earlier for a moment I actually forgot how to use the microwave. Just slightly annoying.
- I have got very sarcastic with the receptionist at the doctors. "Erm yes I am sure I need a call back from the doctor. I would not have rung you, waited on hold for 15 mins and asked, if that was not the case." Seriously!
- Dealt with a chicken invasion. Yet again one of the chickens wandered into the house, the door was open as I was dealing with the postman. So I had to wipe up wet claw prints. Nice!
The face of a tired and can opening phobic mummy
