That Really Grinds My Gears

You know what I hate?  I hate it when I've JUST finished painting my nails and then, suddenly, realize I have to take an urgent poop.
You can't make it wait 20 minutes for your nails to dry, and it's absolutely impossible to preserve your nails while wiping.
Plus...this happens to me regularly.  I think it's because I like to drink coffee while I'm painting my nails.
"Ew!"
"Gross!"
"C'mon, talk about TMI!"
Yeah, well, you know what?
YOU GUYS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DON'T YOU?  DON'T YOU???
That's what I thought.