Other than that one “little” flaw, I kind of like the overall female design… bumps and all! Oh, speaking of “bumps” did you know that doctors try to iron them when checking for any bumps within those bumps? They call this a mammogram, if i was female, I'd call it some kind of sadistic torture, even if it is necessary now and then! Dayum, that must hurt! Men, for the most part have been designed fairly well. Although as we age, the “innards” design breaks down and can cause some trouble. Oh,before I move on, the only outer design flaw I can truly think of, as we men age, is that quite often our stomachs protrude further than our little willies do, or as I call it, we become members of the dicky-do club. Yup, our bellies stick out further than our dicky do! I’d have though whoever it was that designed us, would have installed a string attachment for when we got older. I personally use the "pepper method". I keep a little pepper shaker and tweezers with me at all times. When I have to go, I sprinkle some pepper on the little willie, when he sneezes, I grab him with the tweezers! Now the innards design, well, take for instance the prostate. What the hell were whoever it was, thinking. Apparently this little bugger grows bigger as we get older, causing all kinds of problems. It seems the prostate likes to send out semi false alarms as we sleep, telling us we have to pee. So off we trudge to the bathroom in the middle of the night, leaving lights off, cause we don’t feel like fully waking up at 3 in the morning. We stand with “willie in hand,” and it’s like a bad fireworks show. Never knowing when it is going to begin, than a small squirt, and we are left wondering if it’s all over. Sometimes this little bugger falls ill, and when that happens, it isn’t good for us males. One can only hope he stays healthy, even if he does make us pee or at least want to, when we really don’t. So good old doc has to finger our poor asses to check on this little nuisance. While he’s checking the old prostate out, he casually asks, “So, how's the old colon?” SOB. This is when he decides he is going to have shove a flag pole up there with a camera attached. Some may call this fun, me, I call it a pain in the ass. Before this little adventure, they give you something much like an atom bomb, to flush out your system, so they can get a better “picture” of the inside, heaven forbid you aren’t near a toilet when that stuff kicks in. So what have we learned? One, woman go bat shit crazy during that time of month. Men, be very careful when approaching the menstruating female. I suggest a bullet proof vest, and a helmet at the very least. Remember to try and be nice, for all the good it will do you. Ladies, I know it pains you, but take care of the boobies. They look nice, and they are fun to play with, ask any man. While he’s checking the old prostate out, he casually asks, “So, how's the old colon?” The SOB. This is when he decides he is going to have shove a flag pole up there with a camera attached. Some may call this fun, me, I call it a pain in the ass. Before this little adventure, they give you something much like an atom bomb, to flush out your system, so they can get a better “picture” of the inside, heaven forbid you aren’t near a toilet when that stuff kicks in. At the very least, you may want to keep a knapsack with you containing a change of clothes.
The Male Prostate
So what have we learned?- One, woman go bat shit crazy during that time of month. Men, be very careful when approaching the menstruating female. I suggest a bullet proof vest, and a helmet at the very least. Remember to try and be nice, for all the good it will do you.
- Two, Ladies, I know it pains you, but take care of the boobies. They look nice, and they are fun to play with, ask any man.
- Three, Men do not feel the need to have sticks and cameras shoved up their ass! That isn't a smile on their face, it's a cringe to keep the tears away!
For Further Info: Canadian Cancer Society American Cancer SocietyI apologize for this writing, it just so happens I had no idea what I might write about today, and still felt the need to tap my keys, you lucky devils...
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