The Schadenfreude

Look at us, trying to be wittierGossiping about them being bizarreWe call them "losers", dearWhen in real we are just feeding our fear -Our woolly mammoth with schadenfreudeOh, just read Tim Urban, a new star.Books on "Go-Getter Attitude", "How to Snear",
All these odds and ends are the pale yellowHorrific medicine you took as a kidBut this one's like Godric's HollowAnd I am one helluva fan and followThat real stuff, its no night-shadeThe warmth you imagine in a dragon's blazeThat's the adventure of the Whomping Willow
Realizing you're one big tusk yourselfSo if I squeeze you stressball- likeTune down your voice in my headMake my voice stronger myselfYou would start diminishing in sizeIt would keep diminishing in sizeLow tide on my mind's continental shelf
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Loved the zoomorphism and the truth behind it, and how the read actually takes you through the changes you should've done on your own years ago, here's Tim Urban's amazing "Taming the Mammoth: Why You Should Stop Caring What Other People Think".