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To Shave the Cat Or to Not Shave the Cat

Posted on the 10 February 2015 by Skip1957 @skip1957
    So I'm just getting over two weeks of hell....... friggin flu. No one should actually survive being as sick as I was, but I made it! YEA!  Anyway, my constant bed companion was our oldest cat, Baby! She's a very fluffy and furry bastard. She has always been an indoor cat, although recently I'een considering introducing her to the "great outdoors".

    Her personal hygiene has come into question the last couple of days. Apparently her ass-wiping skills aren't what they should be, and she has a few unpleasant....... hanger-ons? She friggin stinks, and yet tries to crawl up on the bed and it's getting annoying. Now don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the company while I was laying around with the flu, but you have to draw the line somewhere. 

    So I guess I'll be stuck giving her a bath. Once this bath is over and done with, I think I'm going to shave her ass................. I hate giving a cat a bath...........

To Shave the Cat or to Not Shave the Cat
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Yup, I think it'll be awhile before I'll have to give her another bath! 

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