You have a hefty job. You have a family. You have bat shit crazy fun friends. You know, you have a freaking life. Life can be a crazy straw. Duly noted. We no like crazy straw. We like easy straw, occasionally protruding out of easy boozy cocktail.
Life is busy. Stamped it. Got it.
Hellooooo instagram.
It’s fast. It’s easy.
Ahh-hem… Just like you.
Floozy
I like you already.
Let’s Hang Out Together
Truth is, things are happening’ on Instagram. Great brands are there and so are top drawer inspirational photos.
There are some good peeps out there on Instagram!
Blogging can take time. Sometimes we have the patience of a fruit fly when it comes to time consuming stuff.
Instagram = easy
Yay !!
It’s a great place to spend your time. Time is precious. Ahhh.
Top 5 Instagrammers
@larksnest
1. LARKSNEST :
The first one outta the gate is Deborah from @larksnest. She’s a fellow Canuck with a heart of gold and an eye for simply beautiful things. Her Instagram photos are ridiculously gorgeous.
REeeeedonk. Gorg. Gorgeous.
I’m speechless. Like that ever happens. Hey, a picture is worth a thousand words. Her photos are a must see. I can’t even find words to describe her photography.
B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L.
@idreamofchairs
2. I DREAM OF CHAIRS :
Meesh is a kickass talented photographer and illustrator. She is a creative artist to the Nth degree. She has a pug that just may be the best poser evaaaah. She has a sweet etsy shop filled with her stunning illustrations & photos.
Her work is ahhhhhmazing. She created drool worthy treehouse illustrations for me. I danced around the house when they arrived in the mail. Legit. Danced. Happy danced, big time.
I had needed an illustration to create a treehouse stamp for our treehouse rental this summer. She nailed it. The stamp is t’die for, it is oh so pretty.
I have been stamping anything that dares to stay still for 10 seconds or less.
@paperfelt
3. PAPERFELT :
Keep your googley eyes peeled. This gal is going places.
Seriously. Did you just flutter your eyeballs over @paperfelt’s handwriting in the photo above ?!
Helloooooo. Divine.
She just pops that stuff out like a pop tart. My bad for the pop tart that you are craving now.
You know what !!? I reached out to Brenny one day, right outta the blue. A toats stranger. I crazily bombarded her with nut-ball questions. She didn’t know me from a hole in the ground.
I could’ve been some crazy serial paper stalker.
Wait.
Wanna know what she did? She answered my weird-o-ness business questions in a flash. Don’tcha just love beautiful souls like that?! #RareBeauties
You can find her beautiful etsy shop right here. That kind of beauty may cause you to drool on your keyboard. You’ve been warned.
When I meet Brenny in real life, I’m going to smooch her. Right on the lips. Yup. You read it here first.
We’ll be front page news.
@MonikaHibbs 
4. MONIKAHIBBS:
I met Monika by chance, on a biz trip. She’s wonderful. She’s kind. She’s awesome sauce. She’s definitely playing with a full deck of smarts. A great online entrepreneur. She’s one of the sharpest pencils in the pencil case. She is a go-getter-kinda-gal.
She encouraged me to read #Girlboss.
Gawd, I LOVE this book :
Faboosh Inspiration !!
Looking for inspiration?! Buy #Girlboss here .
My only chance to read #Girlboss, was in the bathtub.
I usually leapt out of the tub, tripped on the suds & grabbed a hold of the day with ballsy inspiration…
{{while wearing my big girl panties.}}
It’s good stuff. It’s real. It’s gritty.
LOVE, love. LOVe.
Blogpodium recently announced Monika as a celebrity blogger. Grrrrrreat. Tell me that AFTER I have already met her. I should have asked for her autograph, right?!! A permanent ink autograph, right on my forehead.
I’m cool like that.
#IWannaBeLikeThatWhenIGrowUp
I’m so inspired by Monika, I’m not sure if I should kiss her or throat punch her outta jelly jealousness.
*face palm*
@LynneKnowlton
5. LYNNEKNOWLTON:
Oh.My.Word. How am I going to toot my own horn?
Eeeeek
{{ insert hot flash }}
When I started instagramming, I didn’t know jack squat about Instagram. Most of my photos were drive-by shootings.
My secret to Instagram photography success: close your bug catcher mouth when hanging out of your car window.
Truth is, like most things, I just pushed all the buttons and hoped that something magical would happen.
You too?!!
——> Read this <——
and learn how to turn your photos into smoking hawt Instagram shots.
Your phone called. It said you should get it.
It’s free.
You’re welcome.
I just love you like that.
Why toot me own horn? Toot. Toot.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me. We all know that it’s never going to happen. haha.
I share inappropriate things and some good stuff too, right here on Instagram.
Follow me and let’s do the mad dash through insta together.
I’ll hold your hand. We can be pals.
Be weird, normal is the new boring.
Now spill it. Who are your fave insta buddies ?! I need to not-so-secretly-stalk more peeps.
Permanent marker, anyone?
PIN it
Now SPILL it …
What are your Instagram hot tips?!! Spill.
Who are your fave instagrammers?
Do you know how to add line breaks in Instagram ? I’m stuck and I need to know how. Stat.
Do you know how to make your profile description centered and beautiful in Instagram? Do tell. Do tell.
Do you know where to buy the best butter tarts on earth? I’m on a butter tart mission 
Just sayin’. Spill your butter tart info and no one gets hurt.
Talk to me… I luuuurve it when you talk to me…
Mwah!!
PS. Does this make us insta-besties? I’m game.
