Travelling with your partner can be an exciting experience. For me, traveling with her was an eye-opener and I am yelling “Help” from the top of the tree.
I had decided to take my dear partner for a day’s trip to a spa. I know, how romantic. While she was getting ready, I showered and dressed and was waiting for her on the couch. I was silently reading a book, while waiting for her and time went by. An hour went by and then another and then I went for another shower and get dressed again. Hey, anything to kill the time. Time goes by so slowly. I did contemplate having a nap.
After an eternity, a body bag came flying out the bedroom door. I nearly jumped out of my skin. Fortunately, my skin was sewn tightly on me otherwise I would have jumped right out. What did she have in this body bag? Is she a serial killer by night? Is that her hobby and she wants me to help bury the body?
I slowly got off the couch and went to peak at the booty, when all of a sudden another bag was hurled out of the bedroom. What shall I do? Call the police? Do they have opening hours on Friday mornings? The next thing I see is my Sharon dragging another body bag out of the room. WTF?
“Sharon, what is this? Why all the body bags?”
Sharon replied, “You silly goof. These are not big enough for body bags. What did you think I was, a serial killer?” Well, hell yeah. “These are small duffel bags for our trip!”
OK, I was in the army and I walked around with a duffel bag, but those are larger than my duffer bag, but what trip? We are traveling to a spa for the day. Kill Me Now!
“Come on Lawrence, you will make us late. Bring those to the car and I will tell you what is in them.” So now I am the porter, am I?
Somehow those three bags found their way into my Mr Bean type car and we started our journey to the spa.
“OK, what is in those bags?” I innocently asked.
“Oh, just some stuff that we may need today. Creams for my face. A change of clothing and some other essential items.”
Wait a minute, we are going for a day’s trip and we will be back by nightfall and you are taking all that? What about when we go away together to spend a night or more? I had better not open my mouth to say something, this is our Valentine’s day.
I am doomed. Kill Me Now!
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