One of the more interesting aspects of being a blogging bartender is poking around on the back-end (no pun intended) of the WordPress platform I use to run this bad-boy. Along with managing your posts, pages, look-n-feel (content and pretty stuff), it also provides you with all measure of statistics. Of those statistics, the Search Terms that lead mere mortals to my blog stand head and shoulders above the rest in terms of sheer entertainment value. It never dawned on me to write this blog for the purpose of culling information, emulating Big Brother. But hey, there it is by default… “If you build it, they will come.” I must admit though, that I do get a kick out of taking a look once in a while.
So for your viewing enjoyment, I present to you the TTAB Zeitgeist for Q1 and Q2 2012. It’s not the complete list – there are actually hundreds of search terms. I haven’t included the more obvious ones like: Bartender Blog, Bartending in NYC, drink recipes, blaa, blaa, blaa. Those are givens. What I’ve posted below, are some of the more interesting (and head-scratching) search terms courtesy of teh Google. And no, none of this is made up.
So what do we learn from all this information?
- No matter what people tell you, they’re almost always focused on (a) sex (b) money (c) mind numbing substances… and not much more. Everything else is a ploy to obtain more A, B and C. Furthermore, B and C are devices to obtain more A.
- The masses hide their depravity very well (sometimes).
- There is less anonymity on the Interwebz than most people think.
- There seems to be hell of a lot of interest out there in something called boobs.
- Folks like boozing it up
Take a gander…
10 things never say to a bartender
accidental boob grab
acronym to remember mai tai
are ivy league kids douchebags
are l bartenders required to provide water for designated drivers
as a bartender what if you dont know how to make a drink
ass infection
bar man use dick stir drink
bar nip slips
bar tender show titts
bartender alcoholism
bartender boobs
bartender child support
bartender surveillance
bartenders drinking on the job
bartenders like jameson
bartenders problem drinkers
bartenders theft of tipping on credit cards
bartenders who spend weekend behind the bar
bartending blog rant
bartending do you need to wash your mixing can every time
Bartending on Xanex
bartending pregnant
bitch bartender i waitress for
can bartenders get in trouble for fraternizing
diluted spirit usually run as an alcoholic drink
Dropping Milk While Fucking
fat man hot chick
fat old fuck
Fat Rich men
fat rich old man
finding bartender thief in restaurant
finger condom bar rot
fuck online video bartender table
Girls who drink whiskey
groping bartenders in the bar after work
guy rips girls shirt off nip slip
how much do bartenders lift
How much does a bartender make in an NYC strip club?
how much money a bartender makes in a gay strip club in ny city?
how much money do bartenders make in new york city
how not to piss off your bartender do you know how to make
how should i stop harassment barmaid
how to land a job in a nyc nightclub bartender
how to secure my bar from bartender thievery
How to Spread the Gospel to Jews
how to stop my bartender from stealing
i have bartender rot help
if you have a nub can you feel things when it’s hit
im a female bartender, but im told im grumpy
Is it legal for bartenders to drink on the job
latina nip slip
Mai Tai Acronym
may your martinis always be dry and you
milf bartenders
mixed drinks cant taste the alcohol
nederlandse bartender porn
no star fucking
photos of older fat men with their shirts off
porn job in netherland sex bar
post your nip slip
Raw Dawg
rubbing and fondling behind the bar coworker bartending
saw down customers shirt nipple
so this is what a nervous breakdown feels like
technology to fix bartender theft
tell bartender it’s birthday
token black bros
unintentional nip slip
vodka that doesn’t leave a hangover
waitress in relationship with barman
ways that bar tender theft
what doctor to go to for bar rot
where hot girls should bartend ny
whisky bitchy
whiteguys cockblock black guys
why government doesn’t stop rainbow family
you are so stupid
