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What Do You Think About Louis Vuitton Handbags?

Posted on the 20 January 2014 by Killmenow @lbigfoot

Louis Vuitton handbags

My wife has a thing about Louis Vuitton handbags. We disagree on this issue. She says that they are gorgeous and stylish and I say they are hideous. I must admit that I do not know much about what women refer to as fashion, I do know what I like and what I don’t like. I guess I am abnormal in that way.

However the long suffering wife informed me that she wants a Louis Vuitton handbag as a gift. I thought she was pulling my leg until I saw her drooling at the bags while window shopping one day, so I agreed.  I went to the bank to setup a savings scheme to buy her a hideous bag. She will get it on Valentine’s Day, 2019! I wonder if I will have saved up enough by then. I wonder if she will settle for a genuine imitation? Kill Me Now!

I did decide that I wanted to buy her an iPhone case made by Louis Vuitton, one that will match the ugly bag that I asked them to set aside for 2019. Black Friday came up recently and prices were 50% and I decided that a case is something I can afford and I went on the site to buy one. I looked at the price and saw that it was $200 and felt good about it, knocking off 50% off the price meant that it was at a price that I could afford if I walked to work for three days. Did I realize that was the price after the discount? Kill Me Now! They are truly hideous, in my opinion.

My wife is Superwoman

Can I  buy this instead of a Louis Vuitton handbag?

Image courtesy of Lamnee

So my wife was not feeling well over the weekend and I offered to carry her bag for her. I can honestly say that my wife is a superwoman! Her bag is heavy! I think that Arnold Schwarzenegger would have a rough time carrying that bag. I carried the bag for about 10 minutes and my left shoulder now droops.

OK, I understand that a woman needs her bag, but why is it so heavy? Dare I ask? “Lawrence Fisher, have you ever seen a woman without her bag?”Sharon asked me. Now that I come to think of it, I don’t think I have. But why is it so heavy? Maybe Sharon is a secret serial killer and the bag holds her arsenal? The garrote, the knife and the Uzi 9 mm pistol? I better watch out.

We went bowling with a friend and I broke a nail. Out of the depths of the bag, Sharon fishes a nail file and clippers and attended to the wound. While bowling with a friend, the poor girl got her finger caught between balls. Ouch! My dear Sharon immediately whips out a huge first aid kit and added iodine to the finger and then bandaged two fingers together.

While eating dinner, I innocently dribbled some sauce on to my shirt. I am not the cleanest of eaters although I do try. It is just when you take a hamburger with tons of sauce that you find the sauce dripping from the hamburger until it finds its place on your nice clean white shirt! But this is not a problem when I am out with Sharon as she immediately whips out a box of wet wipes and cleaned my shirt.

In this bottomless pit women call a bag, I have seen many things come out including creams and sun block and a hat. But I still have not found the hidden compartment where she stores her weapons …

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, what are you doing about it?

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