What Happens When There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question

Sorry I didn't write yesterday, guys.  I've been trying SO hard to write every day this month.  : /  I'm sick and SO wiped out from it, it's been all I could do go about normal tasks of the day.
To make it up to you, I went to the never-ending well of hilarity that is Google, and found some real gems pop up for search suggestions.  Ready?  OK.

All these other people are delving into history, concerned about their fellow man and how many of them died in tragic events--or just how many of them exist.  But this one loner is more panicked about his chances of contracting herpes.

And he's got a whole slew of panicked company.

 
 ...it snowed here yesterday.

And there you are.  Stupid people of the world...the internet is your safe haven (clearly).