Just kidding. Unfortunately, I just got my 141st period.
It's beautiful in its own way--when it started it sort of made me feel like a "real" blogger.
I have begun receiving spam comments.
On top of making me feel like a legitimate target (which means my measly rise in pageviews lately must be significant), they're also quite entertaining. They range from misspelled nonsense to drug and alcohol information, and the sites they link back to are all over the place (often inexplicable).
I've brought you some of the best I've received so far: