When in Dream Don’t Meow,woof Or Say That Thing

[ warning :This is an extremely silly post just like the previous ones ,but i now care about you and hence this warning, so if you are allergic to silly and/or have a history of being in fully self aware state, kindly take a can full of chocolates before you start reading this, and if you are allergic to chocolates too,oh man that would be real bad ] Let me start this story post by telling you something about dreaming. One has to be careful, very careful about what you say in your dreams. sometimes you say something which may seem perfectly fine and next thing you know the cannabala tribes are boiling you in a huge pot making a stew or you are being chased by huge mammoths and dinosaurs ..oh man! that is not good. There are hundred things you should avoid doing and a thousand things you should not say but the thing which starts with ‘rat’ is absolutely a big no-no if you happen to be in a jungle in your dreams want to know why..well ok this why  when my daughter was 7 we were having a very serious bedtime discussion about animal talk and  i said moo says the cow i want a hat and meow said the cat i wish cheese didn’t have so much fat i am here  croaked a frog in the bog i know hissed a snake hiding under a log my daughter said what if they said things that rhymed with their name i thought wow that would be some game sure why not i said  we will play that game next time and both of us fell asleep ♣ what happened after that ♣ i was in a jungle somewhere in antarctica there i met a flying octopus who told me this story about this one time when a cat said- lets us just say things that rhymes with our names and everyone else agreed so  the cat said rat a tat a tat  rat said rat a tat a tat  bat said rat a tat a tat too  so did the duck-billed platypus well he said his body was flat , and he didn’t want to say cuss fuss bus and then for some reason every animal found it cool and soon it became fashion to say rat a tat a tat and just to say that and be in fashion they claimed they too had some flat body part or an ancestor that was flat or a name that was flat if you read it on a  lot of homework day So the elephant said its ear was flat zebra said its stripes were flat crocodile said flat was his laugh except for hyena who could not find anything but 10 days later came up with an reason to say rat a tat a tat and he said his thoughts were flat and every animal for the next one year just said rat a tat a tat but after a year they all got bored and that was that and now they hate it so much that they run after anyone who says rat a tat a tat ♠♠ so next time you go to a jungle say what ever you want to just not that which starts with rat. That’s it,  now go to sleep and remember, no matter what happens in dream do not say that phrase that ends with a tat. i hope it helps. ©Somkritya