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Why do men like dogs better than women ? Or better yet, why do some men Have a dog And no wife?
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- The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
- A dog’s parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
- A dog will never call you at work and give you a list of items to purchase.
- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
And last… but not least…
- If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
To test this theory…
…Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour…
…Then open it and see who’s happy to see you. Now you know why some men like dogs better than women.
Joke, thanks to Bethany Cohen
By the way, my wife reads my blog and she allowed me to post this. So if you comment, be nice!
posted on 31 October at 10:33
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