You Know You’re Pregnant When... (Vol. 3)

1. You sit down at a booth in a restaurant and find that your bump can’t fit behind the table (at the same time both awkward and embarrassing!!)


2. You can’t remember a time when your belly was free of stretch marks - seriously, mine looks like a battlefield, and the stretch marks are winning the war!
   


3. When you realize summer is your enemy. Floaty dresses aside, when your feet and ankles start to swell in hot weather and you feel like you are cooking from the inside out you know it is a bad situation...someone get me a fan!
   


4. Random old ladies walk up to you, give you the once over and proclaim (loudly) “any day now...” This happened to me a few days ago and being that if I make it to at least 36 or 37 weeks (which is my plan) I still have 6 or 7 weeks to go. It made me feel huge! Not really a boost to the ego... and really people, I am carrying twins, TWINS! and I’ll have you know that my butt is smaller than a significant portion of the general public...so in your faces! *scary hormonal rant over*
   


5. Every day you make an inconceivable (to the un-pregnant population) amount of trips to the bathroom (due to your little darlings using your bladder as their own personal cushion). This could be some kind of weird Olympic sport with the gold medal given to the pregnant woman who has made the most trips to the loo in a 24-hour period.