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Sit down. This is going to be great. Oh wait. You probably already have ‘yer butt in the chair.
Hmmm.
Stand on your chair. You there? Get balanced, especially if you have those crazy wheely wheels on your chair. It will be like standing on a teeter totter with roller blades on. That takes mad hatter, James Bond skills.
Balanced on top of your chair? Now jump up and down on it. That’s right. On your chair. Wave your arms. Lose your mind.
Ready to blow the lid off of this popsicle stand ?
Ready to raise the roof ?
Ready to blow it outta the water ?
Listen James Bond, you need this kind of preparation.
Why?! I have an announcement to make that is EPIC on epic proportions of epicness.
It is that good <——————- I screamed that
Epic shit is about to grace this page. Truth is, I couldn’t tell you before now because I wanted to be a bazillion percent sure that I could make it happen. I was so wracked with nerves waiting for it to all come together. I sat at my desk … shaking … sipping vodka from a thermos.
And then it happened.
The vodka drinking AND it all came together.
I designed wicked awesome phone cases. I designed them for YOU. They are awesome. By the way.
They aren’t just any old phone case. They are freaking amazeballs phone cases. Blow your mind gorgy gorgeous phone cases. Sexy as all get out phone cases. One of a kind. Über unique. Each of them are individually hand signed. Limited Edition. They are d’bomb dot com.
You've come to expect that from me, haven't you? Admit it. Don't make me arm punch you. Because I will.
Need I say more?
Okay. I will. Thank you. Let me tell you about my small. town. phone. case. test. drive :
My phone case samples arrived yesterday. I have only waited four thousand three hundred and 22 hours, six hundred minutes and twenty nine seconds. Not that I was counting.
News flash: I live in the country. It is hard to do market research in small places. I needed some opinions on these cases. The closest town has a population of 12 people.
MY SMALL TOWN STORY
What did I do after I received the phone cases yesterday? I happy danced all over the kitchen, like any Queen of the household would. Then, I put the new case on my phone and drove straight to town. I went for a wee obvious casual stroll down the center of town. I flashed the case at the grocery store clerk. I shook it in the face of the gas attendant. Yes. We still have guys that pump gas in Canadian small towns. I’m as shocked about that as you are. I stunned him with my phone case stun gun. AKA. I waved my phone case in his face. My next tall order was to have it peeking out of my pocket in a super obvious subtle way. Translation : I shoved it in the face of even more innocent strangers. I jumped up and down and waved it at passer-bys. I ran up and down the grocery store aisle with it. Like a crazed nut bar. I danced it out. I never did find the milk I was looking for, but the stock boy in the grocery store gave me his approval. He liked the sock monkey case. It’s sick <– okay, those were his words. But still. I was inspired. So I stole a baby stroller. I put my case in it like a new born baby. I lifted the blanket and said ” hey look at my gorgeous baby. She doesn’t even cry. Isn’t she the prettiest little thing you ever did see? Gush “
My market research results :
I can say, without a doubt, that this phone case is highly recommended by at least three people. One of them is wondering where her baby stroller went.
I’m so proud. I high-fived myself.
This is where you come in. First, to bail me out of jail for stroller theft. Second, to vote on which phone case you like the most-est.
Before you reaaaallllly tell me what you think, I thought you might like a little bit of inspiration. I know how you roll. I need to butter you up.
Did you watch it? Do it. I will wait for you. Hurry up. I’m really friggin’ excited AND I need you to be in a good mood before you vote.
” There will be more corn dogs and more happy people. Life is tough, but so are you. Say something nice. Say anything, but say it nice.“
Each of these phone cases are crafted from one-of-a-kind DESIGN THE LIFE YOU WANT TO LIVE photography. They have handwritten fonts by yours truly. Imagine that? I passed cursive writing class in grade 3. I’m going to clap myself up. I’m so proud, I made myself a paper crown and I am wearing it around the house today. I am, officially, Queen for the day.
* Each phone case is hand signed (on the inside of the cover) by me. Like art. But on your phone. I like artsy with my fartsy.
Ohhhh no, the fartsy doesn’t end there.
* All phone cases will be delivered with a handmade gift card for YOU, personalized with a gorgeous photo. Just like the photos you see on this here bloggy blog.
Oh wait. There is more. Holy shit, huh?
* Every phone will come in a gorgeous little jute bag. It is adorbs. I swear it.
* Each one comes with my personal guarantee that you will completely love it with all your heart and soul. I guarantee it. I am obsessed with delivering my brand promise. I want your phone case to go to a happy home. It needs to live happily ever after with you. I want you to be able to tuck in in with you at night, and have sweet phone dreams. Or at least show it off to all your lovers. Same thing.
The icing on the cake :
Blog subscribers will be the first to see the limited edition phone cases. They will be the first to know when the phone cases are available for sale. Because the cases are limited edition only ~ when they are gone, they are gone. Like my skinny waistline. Gone. Never to be seen again. Shut your face, chocolate.
There is more. Blog subscribers will also get a discount. Holy batman. I clearly DO lurve you.
If you want in as a blog subscriber, now is your chance. If you are a current subscriber, I’ve got your back… you’re already in for early notification and discounts. Done. No worries there.
For all you other peeps who are not yet subscribed, enter your email to make that happen:
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I need your help to pick the top designs from the options below. These samples are not exact. They are, uhhm… samples. ha … AND … You may notice that there are a lot of cancer samples in there. I am a cancierge to my hubby after all. I have cancer stories. I feel strongly about kicking cancer in the ass. I will be donating a portion of the proceeds to help others going through their cancer journey. More on that later.
Drum roll.
Here is the first sneak peek. For your eyes only, James Bond. Let’s double-Ohh-seven this out together.
Note: the first sample has a template on it just so you can see how the phone case layout works. The design wraps right around the sides of the phone. It looks very coolio in real life samples. LOVE.
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PS. the map phone case (number 10) is not in the survey. It was a last-minute fit of excitement addition. I couldn’t help myself.
Here’s a quickie survey. Everyone likes a quickie. Right? Right.
Bloggers and Brands : I’m considering an affiliate program too. If you want to make some moola selling phone case gorgeousness, lemme know. Pick up that flag and let’s go charging up the hill together. I’m open to ideas. I’m still figuring shit out. Life can be imperfectly perfect.
Let’s go on a journey where we all can inspire and empower each other. Let’s taste this awesomeness together. We have an appetite for beautiful and delicious things, don’t we? Yessssss.
These phone cases need some exposure. So far, the only exposure they get around here is when I go outside in the Canadian winter in my sports bra.
” You have BBQ sauce on your shirt. That’s okay. I have BBQ sauce on my shirt too. Thank you. Everything is going to be okay. Just tell people you are awesome and mean it. “
Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Let’s get ready to live life out loud. These phone cases will provide hours of fun and better hair days too.
Get ready.
This is going to be awesome.
Do more of what makes you awesome.
” Wherever you are today, I hope you know that you have everything you need to make your world awesome. You got that? ”
Lemme hear about it. Tell me your opinion in the comments. I’m listening.
