11 Amusing Suitability Criteria for Bride/Groom Hunt.

I am 21 and my concerned family and non-family members have already gone bonkers searching for a 'suitable' groom for me. As things turn funnier with days, here are 11 amusing eligibility criteria I've come across in matrimonial ads and from wonderful family's official match-makers. 

1.  "Wntd a beautiful, slim, fair, virgin girl for 40 year old divorced rich, Brahmin, Engineer boy."

2. "I want to marry with poor and simple girl."

Marry me, please?

3. "Because I am an MBA from IIPM yo!"



4.  Disrespect inside, cast respect outside. 

5. Your's Faithfully.
6. "Required a girl 5'8' & 34' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. We are liberal and our bahu should be well-qualified, willing to sit at home.”
7. “If he ever opens the door for me, I will leave him. He should not think I cannot open my own doors.”
Because, feminist! 

8."Needed an MBA (reputed institute only), fair, 6 feet 1 inch tall, salary minimum 25 lac p.a., industrialist family background groom for slim, fair, graduate girl."


9. "I want to marry a boy who is tall ,dark and handsome , loves me like crazy , go on long drives, should have a great body , should not stop me from frequently meeting my parents & friends, should be a good cook , respect my parents and MUST  at least have 5 figure salary"

10. "I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world! No dowry. Will receive in single saree" 

11. "Wanted home-friendly Indian girl for an educated, rich open-minded family boy. LSR, Xavier's and convent schooling girls need not apply"